Hello Dear Seeker,
Welcome to the Fortress America Media Annex.
The Annex is the newest addition to the ever-expanding Fortress America Digital Media Empire, and will serve as repository and showcase for a select sampling of the finest in internet-based entertainment, as well as an educational interlude for those in need of a brief respite from the soul-crushing environs of the common workplace.
The sprawling scope of the materials on display at the Annex is meant to appeal to the maximum number of viewers, but rest assured that the quality and craftsmanship of each item will always be top-notch.
With no further ado, we proudly present to you our inaugural edition, two fine films.
The schadenfreude-laden classic "Terrified Obese Child"
The eye-popping "Waterskiing Squirrel: Fact or Fiction?"
Fortress America Entities, where "It withers on the vine!"®
August 21, 2008
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Just remember, kiddies, if you're fat and scared, don't expect any compassion from yer mom, particularly not from a maniacal-laughter mom!
(why was that other lady touching a squirrel? does she already have rabies and has lost her brain/)
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